25 Line From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word “Pants”

1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was
in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those
pants, up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send
a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it
personally Commander.
5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve
got it where it counts.
6 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give
him more time!
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11 TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your pants?
12 Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants
when I was brought onboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15 Luke. . . Help me take…these pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!
18 Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants
more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
21 Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken
control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before
more troops arrive.
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.

Help Robathron —–alot of reading but worth it

Mr. Biggles says:
Im not angry, wasnt a trace of anger in what I said, I truely dont care if you love me or not, anger has nothing to do with it

why are you so confused by that? are you confused by the simple fact there is more emotions and feelings than jsut anger? cause you seem to blame all ym “problems” on it
Darren says:
so what is it you fear
Darren says:
this isnt about me its about you
Mr. Biggles says:
you’re a true emotinal retard man
Darren says:
you express anti social feeling toward everyone and everything
Mr. Biggles says:
and it isnt anger or fear
Darren says:
no tryin to pretend it doesnt exist
Darren says:
try to change the subject byt slaggin me
Darren says:
everytime Rob you are so preticable
Mr. Biggles says:
what dosent exist?

I openly admit im anto social on a daily basis
Darren says:
now you will get thick and block me
Darren says:
but y?
Darren says:
Y
Mr. Biggles says:
you know jack shit about me quit pretendin you do
Darren says:
what is the root cause?
Darren says:
open up then
Darren says:
stop been so Emo. talk to us your friends
Mr. Biggles says:
why open up?
Darren says:
why bottle up?
Mr. Biggles says:
Emos open up, they’re the ones who never shut up
Mr. Biggles says:
men bottle it up
Darren says:
Men?
Darren says:
A lack of acceptance in society, or a lack of accepting yourself is usual. are these problem from your childhood?
Mr. Biggles says:
pretty typical male response is to bottle it up

wrong and wrong, I can get on fine in society when I want to, not like im constantly in fights

Rommeij Purple has been added to the conversation.

Darren says:
ok i am getting a good friend of mine in here
Darren says:
because you are afraid to open to me
Rommeij Purple says:
Hello
Darren says:
Rob he
Darren says:
is angry
Rommeij Purple says:
Why Rob.
Mr. Biggles says:
and I will to a stranger
Darren says:
and want helps
Darren says:
he is afraid to open up
Darren says:
is bottles it all up
Purple says:
Oh no!
Mr. Biggles says:
I never asked for help
Purple says:
WE will help you
Darren says:
but i care and want to help
Purple says:
Inhale exhale.
Darren says:
inhale exhale.
Purple says:
good.
Darren says:
Rob
Darren says:
?
Purple says:
Now. Rob
Mr. Biggles says:
im waitin for your dam profile to open Purple, I hope you ahve it filled out
Purple says:
No I haven’t.
Darren says:
does she scare you too
Darren says:
?
Purple says:
Tut.
Darren says:
you have to check into her background to feel safe?
Darren says:
tut tut
Darren says:
Rob
Darren says:
i just worry
Mr. Biggles says:
why?
Purple says:
Darren… he’s not inhaling exhaling
Darren says:
ok rob
Darren says:
inhale
Darren says:
exhale
Mr. Biggles says:
I can breathe just fine been doin it for years
Purple says:
inhale
Darren says:
inhale
Darren says:
exhale
Purple says:
exhale
Purple says:
all part of the opening process
Darren says:
yes so stop been sarcastic.
Mr. Biggles says:
I have cranberry juice
Purple says:
Good.
Purple says:
Clense the liver
Purple says:
and kidneys
Purple says:
and… aura.
Darren says:
do that make you feel better about your core emontional needs?
Mr. Biggles says:
its the only thing to drink
Purple says:
What seems to be the problem
Mr. Biggles says:
no alcohol does that but I dotn ahve any
Darren says:
if it wasnt want would you drink?
Darren says:
so you drink to forget?
Mr. Biggles says:
and I KEEP spellin have ahve, wtf do you think thats from doc?
Purple says:
It is reminicint of blood though isnt it Darren
Purple says:
Very negative Rob.
Darren says:
yes Romes
Purple says:
Keep focused.
Darren says:
why hide behind Drink Rob?
Purple says:
Esp RED drink?
Mr. Biggles says:
no I dont drink to forget I drink cause it feels good to be drunk, like how women eat chocolate cause it causes that chemical imbalance (happiness )
Purple says:
I am lactose intolerant. Dont try to understand me, understand yourself.
Darren says:
he is regressing again
Mr. Biggles says:
RED?
Purple says:
sigh.
Darren says:
like southern comfort
Mr. Biggles says:
thats a bit racist
Darren says:
YOU DRINK RED
Darren says:
so he trys to joke off what we are doing for him…
Purple says:
It’s a representation of yor inner turmoil!
Darren says:
Rob why dont you sleep at night?
Mr. Biggles says:
pfff humors good man dont mock homur
Mr. Biggles says:
hey look I spelt the same word wrong twice in the same sentence
Darren says:
but not if you use it to cover your pain
Purple says:
Is your pillow too hard? Or like the bedrock of your life, are the springs eroding.
Mr. Biggles says:
I like soft pillows
Purple says:
that’s good.. good
Darren says:
what hurt you in the past?
Mr. Biggles says:
Do you liek to sleep on soft or hard things Purple?
Darren says:
a Woman? family? school? Bullies?
Mr. Biggles says:
your mother
Darren says:
getting angry now Rob?
Mr. Biggles says:
no just makin a joke
Purple says:
I think this needs the complete rebirthing experience
Darren says:
so snswer the question now you have finished your joke
Mr. Biggles says:
should we get naked?
Purple says:
We will have to act as your parents.
Darren says:
a Woman? family? school? Bullies? What hurt you most so far?
Mr. Biggles says:
well when I was young I ahd a pet I loved very much a pet crocodile who grew up and ate my mamma
Darren says:
See romes
Purple says:
Have you felt unwanted since birth or is this a recent development
Purple says:
I see.
Darren says:
he hides his inner pain in jokes
Darren says:
angry outbursts
Purple says:
It’s as clear as day
Darren says:
I wish he would let us in
Purple says:
We only want to help
Mr. Biggles says:
look alot of what you say may be true but that anger thing is BS
Darren says:
Rob
Purple says:
No Rob
Darren says:
you broke you hand off a wall.
Purple says:
Its not an axcuse
Purple says:
*excuse
Darren says:
was that not anger?
Mr. Biggles says:
I may shout and be loud occasingly but that isnt really anger

ONCE k that was a once off incident, how many bones of OTHER people ahve you broke
Purple says:
Anger can be used in positive ways
Darren says:
Rob this is about you
Purple says:
paint an angry picture
Darren says:
write angry letter
Darren says:
and burn them
Purple says:
Take an angry photo
Purple says:
of nothing explicit
Mr. Biggles says:
Im just sayin im less angry than most people I never get in a fights and in general im extermely passive
Purple says:
I see
Darren says:
Fine but what about the Jew hating?
Purple says:
self analysis
Purple says:
often misleading
Darren says:
all the defamatory remarks about them?
Mr. Biggles says:
that wall incident is the only thing and that was one thing

jew hatin is just plain funny man
Purple says:
anti semitism is not a joke
Darren says:
Its not to them
Darren says:
No, anti semitism is not a joke

Purple says:
thank you darren
Mr. Biggles says:
……………..yeah it is
Purple says:
No Rob.
Purple says:
Take a look inside
Mr. Biggles says:
South Park disagrees
Purple says:
Do you see yourself as the Jew
Purple says:
and the outside world as Hitler?
Mr. Biggles says:
no I see Jew bashin as a fun and excitin exercise
Purple says:
Very negative Rob
Mr. Biggles says:
and besides I got bored of that jew hatin thing ages ago, im movin onto horse hatin now
Purple says:
segregation can be painful for a group of peole
Purple says:
*people
Darren says:
who make you feel by “bashin jews” you get back at them
Darren says:
who ? was it a school bully?
Purple says:
Maybe you feel segregated
Purple says:
Bully sounds likely
Darren says:
you are accpeted
Purple says:
Feel accepted Rob!
Mr. Biggles says:
no you’re really gettin it wrong its not personal in any way I bash jews CAUSE ITS FUNNY

and I could give a shit if they dont think it is
Mr. Biggles says:
so theres your anwser right there doctors its called apathy look it up
Darren says:
Rob. ME ,tom,terry,romes,sandra, fegal, shane artur,lisa,jane,triun,ronan we accept
Darren says:
you have good friend
Purple says:
i am concerned about your lack of sympathy. Have you experienced this?
Darren says:
let the past go
Purple says:
Get with the now
Mr. Biggles says:
who the hell is fegal?
Darren says:
he is in our class
Purple says:
Yes. He is
Darren says:
so your are so demented by your problems you cant see your friends
Darren says:
your friends care.
Purple says:
Blinded by this lack of self acceptance, you dont accept anyone around you
Darren says:
we care care
Purple says:
we REALLY care
Mr. Biggles says:
Friends? I dont even knwo the guy

we rarely (if at ALL) ahev any classes together any more
Purple says:
Irregardless!
Darren says:
He is there for you when you need him
Purple says:
Maybe you should take the time to know him
Purple says:
A stranger is a friend in disguise
Purple says:
Do you feel that no one takes the time to know you?
Darren says:
??
Mr. Biggles says:
“demented by my problems” BAH what problems? im perfectly fine what the hells wrong with YOU that you cant accept ME
Purple says:
Regression.
Darren says:
turnin it back to me?
Darren says:
defo
Purple says:
We accept you Rob
Purple says:
Understand that
Purple says:
and accpt yourself
Purple says:
*accept
Darren says:
you say you dont care rob? but everyone does on some level…
Mr. Biggles says:
suppose, but whats your point?
Purple says:
The aportion of blame to others is trademark of those who cannot care for themselves, they accuse others of being uncaring
Mr. Biggles says:
and care about what specically
Darren says:
Why when i say I love you as a friend cant you accept that?
Purple says:
How can he, when he can’t love himself.
Darren says:
So true
Mr. Biggles says:
heh this has turned into a bash Rob convo , im demented and cant love myself and blame everyone for my own problems

You’re diagnosin me between yourselfs but go on its entertaninin
Purple says:
hiding behind sarcasm and jokes won’t calm the inner storm, Rob.
Darren says:
haha
Darren says:
that rob all over
Mr. Biggles says:
yeah it does
Mr. Biggles says:
puts a smile on my face fucker
Darren says:
he cant be real with us because he is not real with himself
Purple says:
I want to know the Rob behind the act of incompetance.
Darren says:
Rob… have you ever looked at the stars?
Mr. Biggles says:
what incompetence?!!
Darren says:
Rob Focus
Purple says:
And felt at one with the universe?
Darren says:
Dont shout and give in to the angry
Darren says:
have you ever looked at the stars? Rob
Mr. Biggles says:
yeah course
Darren says:
but did you really look
Darren says:
?
Purple says:
and have you seen each star as an individual, each lighting its portion of the sky
Purple says:
each one is important
Purple says:
just like you are
Mr. Biggles says:
no……but I did think they were nifty lookin
Mr. Biggles says:
Mr. Biggles says:
yeah course

Purple says:
each one of us has our sky to light
Purple says:
its time to open up to the light
Darren says:
that what i mean.. Rob is so blinded by hate, fear, rejection, sadness,disappointment
Darren says:
that he cant see the stars..
Purple says:
Do you feel you are the moon over the stars?
Purple says:
Superiority has alot to do with this
Darren says:
or the black between?
Mr. Biggles says:
you can write beautiful anlogys all ya want but its pretty meaningless in the real world you know

you kee peggin me with those labels Darren and thats the only thing that pisses me off
Darren says:
the bit everyone see but no one looks for?
Purple says:
Dont give in to the anger!
Purple says:
Inhale
Purple says:
Exhale
Purple says:
count to 10
Purple says:
1
Purple says:
2
Purple says:
…
Darren says:
Stop blaming me Rob.
Mr. Biggles says:
no how could anyone open up to you when you already ahve an opinon on them and if they try argue they’re automatically wrong and jsut angry
Darren says:
I am not the enemy
Purple says:
there is no enemy here
Purple says:
dont try to argue
Darren says:
Rob you are not angry.
Purple says:
You are a good person.
Darren says:
you are hurting.
Purple says:
Let out that hurt
Darren says:
its more serious than anger
Purple says:
It causes suc damage to the soul
Purple says:
*such
Mr. Biggles says:
never said you were just you misunderstand me and thats the only thing that pisses me off
Darren says:
Help me understand.
Purple says:
I think that by accusing us of not understanding, you dont understand yourself
Darren says:
when ever i try you eat the head off me
Purple says:
We want to know the REAL rob
Darren says:
yes sorry roms
Darren says:
i will focuse
Purple says:
Inhale
Darren says:
ok Rob tell us so we understand
Purple says:
Exhale
Purple says:
We want to understand where this anger is coming from.
Mr. Biggles says:
no, I just want you to keep feckin labelin me
Darren says:
so you fear attachment?
Purple says:
He fear belonging
Mr. Biggles says:
quit*
Purple says:
*fears
Mr. Biggles says:
dammit not KEEP quit
Purple says:
Its ok to feel attached to what we know, and if you only know loneliness then thats ok too
Darren says:
Rob i am sorry if i misunderstand you.
Purple says:
Don’t cling! Get ouside your comfort zone!
Mr. Biggles says:
ehh why? its comfortable
Purple says:
Rob
Purple says:
I want you to write me a poem
Purple says:
just a few short lines that explain you
Purple says:
to us
Mr. Biggles says:
I want you to blow me, but we dont get what we want do we
Darren says:
Rob…. you can do it I believe in you
Darren says:
Rob please stop attacking us.
Purple says:
We are only trying to help
Darren says:
we cant help you if you dont accept it
Mr. Biggles says:
I wasnt attackin I was bein serious
Purple says:
Accept yourself and accept us
Mr. Biggles says:
I’d love a blow job, probably mroe than you’d want a dam poem
Purple says:
Come on rob. Let’s hear those lines.
Darren says:
If you could do one thing in the world right now to make you happy what would that be?
Mr. Biggles says:
wait what?
Mr. Biggles says:
if I could make myself happy by doin anything what would it matter what I did or did you jsut word that bolloxs ways
Darren says:
have you no dreams?
Darren says:
that you want to do?
Darren says:
no hopes?
Purple says:
No aspirations?
Purple says:
Find them in your heart!
Mr. Biggles says:
thats different that wasnt the question
Darren says:
yes it was
Purple says:
What would make you happy
Darren says:
f you could do one thing in the world right now to make you happy what would that be
Darren says:
?
Darren says:
quick rob?
Purple says:
Its a tough question for you.
Purple says:
Did you understand all the words?
Mr. Biggles says:
its worded like crap, what would make you happy makes more sense that what you wrote Darren

and I dont know, but sex would be a given
Darren says:
(here comes an angry response.)
Darren says:
One thing.
Purple says:
Physical
Darren says:
mine is to be walking on the moon.
Mr. Biggles says:
I’d lock myself in a room with a few bottles of southie and a pair of bisexual russins
Darren says:
and you romes?
Darren says:
there rob was that so hard?
Purple says:
I’m glad you’re starting to open
Mr. Biggles says:
I thought you’d think I was jokin
Darren says:
me too
Mr. Biggles says:
but yes yes I am that shallow
Darren says:
but its a first step rob
Purple says:
We;re geting somewhere
Mr. Biggles says:
ya huh
Darren says:
now..
Darren says:
think of a time you were hurt
Mr. Biggles says:
who wants to touch me?
Darren says:
Rob focus
Purple says:
A time where you felt unloved
Mr. Biggles says:
ok ok im sorry
Darren says:
think of a time you were hurt
tell us what happend
Mr. Biggles says:
so no one wants to touch me at all then?
Purple says:
we will understand
Purple says:
Focus.
Purple says:
This is a crucial stage
Darren says:
prehaps he rather us laugh at him…. abuse him , slag him? No rob we arent going to judge or do it.
Mr. Biggles says:
my dog got run over at chirstmas that sucked ablls
Purple says:
does this need for physical sensation reflect how you feel that no one can get in touch with the inner Rob?
Mr. Biggles says:
balls* cuse me
Darren says:
did you love him/her
Purple says:
the loss of a loved one is hard.
Mr. Biggles says:
no it feels good physically, period why WOULDNT I wanna
Darren says:
Mr. Biggles says:
no it feels good physically, period why WOULDNT I wanna…. ????? you dog getting run over felt good?
Mr. Biggles says:
Rommeij Purple says:
does this need for physical sensation reflect how you feel that no one can get in touch with the inner Rob?

Purple says:
All this anger
Mr. Biggles says:
what anger?
Darren says:
inhale
Darren says:
exhale.
Darren says:
10.
Darren says:
9.
Darren says:
8.
Darren says:
7.
Darren says:
6.
Darren says:
5.
Darren says:
4.
Darren says:
3.
Darren says:
2.
Darren says:
1.
Darren says:
0
Darren says:
ok
Darren says:
ready again
Darren says:
?
Purple says:
Now we all feel better
Darren says:
yes we do….. Rob?
Mr. Biggles says:
you people need to learn more English if you think this is anger, broaden your emotinal ……databse as it were theres more than just fear and hate and the other 2 you spout on about
Darren says:
we touch a nerve
Darren says:
?
Darren says:
i think we have?
Purple says:
Like what rob, how do you feel most of the time?
Purple says:
You can tell us.
Darren says:
Rob you tell us hat the problm is then?
Mr. Biggles says:
you touched it half an hour ago when I said quit MISlabelin me
Darren says:
how are we?
Darren says:
I asked you to make us understand and you did a rob and made jokes
Darren says:
make us understand
Mr. Biggles says:
hungry, chipper gave me a regular burger instead of a 1/4 pounded
Darren says:
see
Darren says:
i ask again and you joke
Purple says:
Do you feel anger because of this?
Purple says:
A material item can be replaced
Purple says:
Rob, do you ever self harm?
Mr. Biggles says:
I aint jokin im seriously dumb fuckers gave me the wrong burger
Mr. Biggles says:
is excessive masturbation self harm?
Darren says:
see more joke
Purple says:
No Rob, joking has to be left behind
Darren says:
do you often hide behind them?
Purple says:
Very negative
Darren says:
Rob we trye d and tryed to help
Mr. Biggles says:
jokin is very postive if I can see the good side in a bad sitation and make a joke of it instead of gettin all emo bout it, thats a good thing
Darren says:
if you dont want it leave
Darren says:
go!
Purple says:
This pessimistic outlook on life is not good for you. Maybe subconciously you needed a regular burger.
Purple says:
Perhaps your soul was calling out for it
Darren says:
go on rob
Mr. Biggles says:
ok, but no I never self harm that and booo to the accusation, only did once and it was a mistake
Purple says:
Just leave
Darren says:
Runaway from us and your problems

Mr. Biggles has left the conversation.

Purple says:
FECK

Mr. Biggles has been added to the conversation.

Darren says:
Wow Rob are you that weak?
Purple says:
Inhale
Purple says:
exhale
Mr. Biggles says:
weak?
Darren says:
I thought you were stronger…..
Purple says:
I KNOW you are!
Darren says:
leave coz we told you too
Darren says:
Stand up to it man
Purple says:
Fond the strenght inside Rob!
Purple says:
*find
Darren says:
Grow a pair
Darren says:
next time i wont bring you back
Darren says:
s what do you want
Darren says:
help?
Darren says:
or to leave
Purple says:
We are trying
Purple says:
to help
Mr. Biggles says:
you people would suck at councillin seriously, you cant treat the patient so negitively if they ahve low self esteem tellin them they’re weak only makes it worse

thats just my opion on your skills by the way, nuthin to do with how I feel
Purple says:
so you have low self esteem
Darren says:
Finally he wants help
Darren says:
Thank you god
Purple says:
he’s opening up to us!
Darren says:
Well doen Rob
Darren says:
done*
Mr. Biggles says:
see THAST why I put that “disclaimer” at the end
Purple says:
This is a major step
Mr. Biggles says:
if you wanna help get me a new keybaord I cant stop makin spellin mistakes
Darren says:
you have made progess
Purple says:
Dont mask your feelings with inverted commas!
Darren says:
no dont start regressing
Purple says:
this is great, have yourself a cookie.
Mr. Biggles says:
Rommeij Purple says:
Dont mask your feelings with inverted commas!

OMG thats class
Purple says:
have you ever hought that maybe your spelling mistakes are due to the fact that yo are not practising your inner feelings? maybe you have words that need to come out. Let them out, Rob.
Darren says:
I think we should focus on a big part of your life… Rob why dont you sleep?
Darren says:
tom wants to help

Tom: has been added to the conversation.

Purple says:
Hello Tom
Purple says:
Welcome
Darren says:
tom will only be a netural party here to insure fairness
Tom: says:
hello..i’m here to watch though i aint saying anything…i’ll only get into shit caus of my big mouth
Purple says:
Tom feels accepted
Tom: says:
and ok neutral it is
Darren says:
tom is accepted
Purple says:
well done tom
Darren says:
Tom we love you
Purple says:
We do
Purple says:
We ALL do
Purple says:
Isnt that right Rob?
Darren says:
Rob ? you friend is very nice.
Mr. Biggles says:
I dont love Tom, hes ok he aint no bolw of special K
Purple says:
Everyone is special Rob
Purple says:
Even you.
Mr. Biggles says:
OMG I forgot how to spell that word you eat cereal from
Purple says:
let the hidden words out Rob

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Darren says:
hello Rae
Purple says:
Hello
Darren says:
Rae wants to help
[Massacre of Valentines™] says:
Hai
Purple says:
Let Rae help you
Darren says:
Rob
[Massacre of Valentines™] says:
BIGGLES!!!!
Purple says:
Focus Rob
Darren says:
dont shout Rae.
Purple says:
Inahle
Purple says:
Exhale
[Massacre of Valentines™] says:
fine fine.
Tom: says:
i’m the neutral party btw dont get me involved
Mr. Biggles says:
bowl? is that it
[Massacre of Valentines™] says:
Rob.. dearest, Let me help you.
Purple says:
Focus
Darren says:
Rob was about to tell us about the trauma from his childhood causing his regression
Purple says:
And how he feels segregated due to a lack of self acceptance
Darren says:
look at all the friends here to help you rob
Purple says:
They are on your side.
Mr. Biggles says:
YAY its a party now
Mr. Biggles says:
twice as many people but no ones talkin? or is my interent fecked again
[Massacre of Valentines™] says:
Rob, get your head out of the porn and msn with us.
Purple says:
This is reflective of how he doesnt want to hear voices of reason
Purple says:
Let the voices in Rob!
Darren says:
you cant escape what you feel inside! so y ignore it…. let us in to help

Mr. Biggles has left the conversation.

Darren says:
He has run away again

A picture of terry!

I have found one of the rarest pictures of Pirate TJ today…… and for you pleasure here it is.

Sick again

God dam stomach.! I was sick yesterday morning and again this morning! This shit sucks ass! i wanted to go out and practice my backflip again…. I learn to do it this weekend! I even went to college but went home after 20 mins coz i was felling so sick… this sucks….. and my poor Huni is sick too… shes got really bad headaches… Dam Ireland with your diseases

no updates

Been busy this weekend will update tomorrow!

Old School C&C battle!

this is the shit! Can a great army of technician’s in C&C defeat a NOD flame tank?

Bring on C&C 3 Baby!

I Miss Lanzarote! I wanna go back to live there again

The weather sucks here ! I wanna go back and have my own private pool again! Live on the beach again and meet all the Crazy fuckers I met there again! I have 100’s of picture but these are all I be arsed to upload now!

En Español

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Irish proverbs

“What whiskey can’t cure, there is no cure for it.”

“A drink precedes a story.”

“Better be quarrelling than lonesome.”

“If you want an audience start a fight.”

“Beware of people who dislike cats”

“It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life”

“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures”

“A good retreat is better than a bad stand”

“Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain.”

“Everyone is nice till the cow gets into the garden”

The Back Hand Spring failure

ok the scene was set a quick warm up , a few dashes, Kongs, etc then we headed to the park! Of course the one day i was in a mood for trying the BHS security decided to t ohave a problem with us! it was ok i was ready to leave and just come back tomorrow but No the Boys had to Start a row with him and shot thier mouths off…. Pretty sure Secuirty is going to be on my case all the time now when I go there.

Later that night i went swimming! Of course the normal fighting off Rob’s “Nimble Homo hands” (apperantly he calls it tickling) in the stream room and sauna. Then I had to defend myself from his strange urge to moleste my legs in the pool…..

After swimming we headed out to do some PK. Rob was obessied with breaking into the town park. (Not sure why.. he claim its a challege but it is only a 6 ft wall and a bit too easy so i think he was planning to moleste me in the dark…) Lucky I convinced him otherwise (bad enough been kicked out during the day but getting caught by security at night would really ruin my chance to train there.)

We buzzed the town looking for spot didn’t do much at all… spend an hour out there then I headed home as the old left calf injury started to act up again….

Any way its pissing rain today so No out door PK today but have 3 hours of college left yet so who Knows…..